A little bunny was hopping away when it bumped into a tiger.
Said the little white bunny to the tiger: "Eat me."
"Why must I eat you?" asked the tiger, suprised.
The bunny replied: "Ain't all bunnies supposed to be eaten so that you tigers may live? If you don't eat me, I would not fufil my part of the divine plan. I wouldn't be able to go to bunny heaven then."
So the tiger ate the bunny, and the little bunny went to bunny hell-
The reason? Suicide.
2 comments:
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LOL, epic story right?
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